Posted by Charlie S (206.159.166.171) on September 09, 2001 at 22:34:10:
An old Scotsman came back home from a trip to London and was regaling his
travels to his friends.
"Aye," he said, "the Brits are okay, but they have some queer habits. The
hotel I stayed at was nice, but every night everyone banged on things. They
banged on the walls, the doors, the ceiling and the floors. Sometimes I
could hardly hear my bagpipes."
Smiles........Charlie :^)