Posted by Charlie S (206.159.163.105) on September 20, 2001 at 04:32:07:
Subject: Plink-Plink-Plink
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.
"Come now, " coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years!
There's nothing you can't tell me. "
"This one's kind of strange. . . "
"Let me be the judge of that, " the doctor replied.
"Well, " she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and
heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet; and when I looked down, the
water was full of pennies. "
"I see. "
"That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl. "
"Uh-huh"
"That night, " she went on, "there were dimes and this morning there
were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me! , " she
implored,
"I'm scared out of my wits! "
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there,
it's nothing to be scared about. "
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(Still not too late. . . . . delete now! )
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"You're simply going through the change. "
Smiles, Come on, it's okay to smile, it's been a tough week, but we've grown up. What a shame. Still,
Smiles...Charlie :^)