Posted by Carl D (188.8.131.52) on September 24, 2001 at 03:19:44:
In Reply to: Paul is dead posted by Den on September 24, 2001 at 00:13:42:
William Campbell replaced Paul McCartney after his car crashed, and they knew people might be hurt if he died. So, if you look at the cover of "Abbey Road" - it is actually a funeral procession, and Paul is barefoot because he is DEAD! Also, the VW Bug on the left side of the cover has a license plate that says "28If" - Paul would have been 28, if...
Not to mention his patch on his jacket on the inside of "Sgt Pepper". The patch says OPD, Officially pronounced dead. And if you crank up "Strawberry Fields Forever" at the very end, you hear John mutter "I buried Paul" - not 'cranberry sauce', like some might have thought.
So you see, it has to be true.Why would anybody make up stuff like that?
Take for instance The Rolling Stones. Kieth Richards is primary evidence that Zombies do exist - yes, the living dead. Ever seen Iggy Pop not look pure white?
And what about my generic chocolate syrup. It looks real, but there are micrscopic particals in it that are actually planets, being drowned in a sea of cowtit juice.
Lastly, I will prove my point that when you play Loverboys "Workin for the Weekend" backwards, it says "Jesus this, Moses that, Abraham hit me with a whiffleball bat."
You see? It is all a comspiracy for Shaun Cassidys big comeback! That has to be the reason for it all!
Need I say more?
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