Posted by Den (126.96.36.199) on September 24, 2001 at 05:40:29:
In Reply to: severe pain during... posted by Isitnormal on September 22, 2001 at 23:45:13:
...before i amuse myself...let me echo the many suggestions here..GO TO A DOCTOR!
I have found that when I hang upside down by my feet from that pole that braces itself in a doorway...(by-the-buy....you can get a real deal on them from E-bay and/or the shopping channel)...anyway ...as i sway there and beat off almost immediatly after doing Charlie S's biofeedback thing...my blood don't know whether it's going or cumin...i then get a pain as my wife smacks me upside the BACK of my head and says "seein yer butt ...upside down ....just spoils my lunch...and who's gonna clean up that mess on the floor....sparky get away from that spooge pile!"
Talk about strange tension producing positions causing headaches....
i have watched those XXX yoga video's in which the person so positions himself or her babeself in a twisted pretzal shape which allows them to reach their own genitalia with their mouth. I noticed that as they reached organism...all of them untwisted themselves and laid out straight...more like one of those stick pretzals.They inevitably put their hands behind their heads and moaned.
of course the film editor cuts that scene and goes directly to the next masturbating pretzal that in minutes will no doubt cum to the end of his or her scene with extreme headache...the upper one guaranteed due to positioning...the lower one possibly due to an uncontrolable nasty passionate bite reflex.
The lesson here for a fifteen year old?
Grasshopper...you are a novisebater...learn to lay still with yer Huslter...when the time is ripe...you shall become a masterbater...and cum in many Kama Sutra positions...without pain!
I only hit the ceiling once. Pamela Lee had just visited the temple.
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