Posted by Margi (161.184.81.207) on September 27, 2001 at 10:21:42:
THE HORMONE HOSTAGE
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the
wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.
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#1 DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
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#2 DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!
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#3 DANGEROUS: What are you SO worked up about?
SAFER: Could WE BOTH be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
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#4 DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
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AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE . . . . .
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#5 DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.
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The definitions of PMS........
Pack My Suitcase
Pass My Sweatpants
Pamper Me, Sweetheart (or DIE)
or in my house.....Poor Mike Storey.
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