Posted by ShariRae (206.99.165.6) on September 27, 2001 at 11:05:44:
> >
> > Three men are sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there is a
beeping
> >
> > sound. The first man presses his forearm and
the beeping stops.
The
> >
> > two others look astonished. "Oh", he says, "I
have a microchip
> under the skin of my arm and that's my pager".
> > A moment later there is a ringing sound. The
second man lifts
his
> > arm to his ear and starts talking. When he is
done he explains,
> "I have
> > a microchip in my arm and that's my mobile
phone".
> > The third man, feeling somewhat left out,
steps out of the
sauna.
> > After a few minutes he returns with several
pieces of toilet
paper
> > trailing out from between his buttocks. The
two others look
> > astonished.
> > and
> > one says "What the hell is that"? "Oh, I'm
just getting a Fax"
he
> > explained