A day in the life of Bin Laden

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Posted by don ( on October 08, 2001 at 18:01:56:

4AM Wake up and thank Allah for another glorious day to walk amongst the poor, starving and sick. Ah my people!
Crawl from the cave you've been sleeping in for 4 days.
Time for a shower. Oops no water.
Put on your filthy rags. Not many laundermats in the desert.
Spend next three hours planning what men women and children to cowardly maim and destroy. Fire off a few grenade launchers to get psyched.
Mount filthy stinking camel and ride over to elementary school. brutalize those youg girls with the nrve to try and learn to read and write. Rape, torture and slay teacher. Find out who kids parents are. Create orphans. Mount stinking Camel.
Find new cave to dwell in with other vermin, blast off a few rounds on the AK47. Women with out viels make good targets. Send followers off to blow them selves up and take a few thousand non Muslims with them. Take out a few Muslims too for good measure. Get the ones with short beards.
Sundown-Time for prayer and to thank Allah for the insight and direction to truley know what is righteous.the correct way for humanity. Have intercourse with stinking camel and climb back into cave.

Kina makes Hitler look like the voice of reason doesn't he?

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