Posted by Sue on October 29, 2001 at 18:07:58:
In Reply to: My second Plea.....I really need a joke now.... posted by nancyc on October 29, 2001 at 17:20:04:
Nan just sent me this...
Grab your clothes]
>
> > > > >
> > > > >This woman was having an affair during the day while her husband
was
> > at
> > > > >work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend and she heard her
> > > husband's
> > > > >car pull in the driveway. She yelled at the boyfriend "Hurry! Grab
> > your
> > > > >clothes and jump out the window my husband is home early!"
> > > > >
> > > > >The boyfriend looked out the window and said, "I can't jump out the
> > > window!
> > > > >It's raining like hell out there!" She said, "If my husband catches
> us
> > in
> > > > >here, he will kill both of us!" So the boyfriend grabs his clothes
> and
> > > > >jumps out the window!
> > > > >
> > > > >When he landed outside he was in the middle of a "running Marathon"
> so
> > he
> > > > >started running along beside the others only he was still in the
> nude,
> > > > >carrying his clothes on his arm.
> > > > >
> > > > >One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?" He
> > > answered,
> > > > >while gasping for air, "Oh yes, It feels so free having the air
blow
> > over
> > > > >your skin while you are running."
> > > > >
> > > > >The other runner then asked the nude man, "Do you always run
carrying
> > > your
> > > > >clothes on your arm?" The nude man answered breathlessly, "Oh yes,
> > that
> > > way
> > > > >I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car to go
> home!"
> > > > >
> > > > >The runner then asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
> The
> > > > >nuddy answered, "Only if it's raining."