OK nancyc, here's a good one for you all you ladies........

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Posted by Glenda J. on October 31, 2001 at 03:20:36:

A Woman's Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man, who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who's winky ;) is thick and long
One who thinks before he speaks
When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks
I pray that he is gainfully imployed
And when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair, opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind
Knows just what to say when I ask "how big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin'
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end
And never attempts to shag my best-friend
And as I kneel and pray by my bed
I look at the Shit Head you sent me instead!!!!

Amen (or should I say Ah-Men!)

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