Posted by eliz on November 03, 2001 at 00:39:44:
died at the same time and ended up in front of Peter at the Pearly Gates.
Peter says to the first guy, "Why should I let you in?" The guy answers, "Well, I was a doctor and I helped many people get well." Peter says, "Ok, you may come in."
Peter says to the second guy, "Why should I let you in?" This guy says, "I was a lawyer and I defended many innocent people." Peter says, "Ok, you may come in."
Peter says to the last guy, "And why should I let you in?" The guy answers, "Well, I was a managed-care professional and I helped to keep health-care costs down." Peter thinks about this for a moment. Then he says, "ok, you may come in. But you can only stay three days."