And statistics prove that breathing causes death 100% of the time.....


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Posted by Elizabeth on November 03, 2001 at 01:03:20:

In Reply to: Statistics are fun.... posted by Charlie on November 03, 2001 at 00:48:10:

Based upon extensive research, scientists have now concluded that all deaths are caused by breathing. This conclusion is based upon the data which shows that 100% of the people who died had breathed with a minute or two of death. Since everyone who had died had breathed withing a minute or two of death, then conclusions could be made that the cause of death must be breathing. Therefore, the conclusion that breathing causes death was reached, based upon the supporting data.

(This woman has taken FAR too many mathematics/statistics courses!)




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