Posted by the mad joker strikes again on November 03, 2001 at 01:28:38:
A patient was waiting in a pre-op room for his vasectomy. A nurse walked in, lifted his robes, and performed fellatio. The patient exclaimed, "Hey, that was great, but why?"
The nurse responded, "The doctor likes your tubes to be flushed prior to the operation."
As the patient was being wheeled into the operating room, he noticed other patients self-abusing. He asked the attendant why they were doing this.
The attendant replied that they, too, were about to have vasectomies. The patient then inquired why he got fellatio while they had to self-abuse.
"Simple," said the attendant. "They have an HMO. You've got Blue Cross."