Posted by Elizabeth on November 03, 2001 at 20:59:13:
who were all gettting married within a short period of time. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoom with a few words on how marital sex felt.The first daughter sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: ""Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read, "Benson & Hedges.' Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson and Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week. Nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British Airways." Mom took out her latest "Harpers Bazaar" magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worse, and finally found the ad for British Airways. The ad said, "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted.