Posted by Glenda on November 04, 2001 at 22:24:47:
Now I'm growing old my pilot light is out. What used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout. I used to be embarrassed to make that thing behave, for every single morning it would stand and watch me shave. But now I'm growing old and it gives me the blues, to have that thing hang down my leg and watch me shine my shoes