Posted by TerryS on November 05, 2001 at 01:49:44:
>The Nut House > >A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball >game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his >commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going >well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts". And >the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, "Down >Nuts". >And they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the >doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheers. >Thinking things were going very well.....the doctor decided to go get a beer >and a hot dog leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned there was >a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, the doctor asked, "What >happened?" >The assistant replied, "Well...everything was going just fine until this guy >walked by and yelled..."PEANUTS!!"