A blonde went into a world-wide message center...

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Posted by Elizabeth on November 06, 2001 at 00:26:18:

to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed, "I don't have any money. But I'd do anything to get a message to my mother." The man arched an eyebrow. "Anything?" he asked. "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. "Well, then, just follow me," said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door," the man said. She did. "Now take down my zipper." She did. "Now go ahead...take it out...." She reached in and grabbed it with both hands...then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well....go ahead." The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it....and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said, "Hello....Mom? Can you hear me?"

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