Posted by Kris on November 06, 2001 at 18:57:34:
Blonde walked into a pharmacy and asked the sales assistant for a "bottom deodorant". Assistant said "bottom deodorant - dont you mean underarm deod?" 'No No said the blonde, a bottom deod. Assistant showed her all the deod's on shelf 'You see they're all underarm deods'No insisted the blonde. Look here it is - this one - I've used it before. Assistant shook her head in disbelief - "No its an underarm deod". Blonde replies "No! Look I'll show you". She turned the bottle upside down and read out loud - "see this it says, PUSH UP BOTTOM"