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Posted by GR on November 07, 2001 at 07:57:47:

An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a smalltavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the firsttime we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavernwhere you leaned against the fence and I made love to you from behind?"Yes," she says, "I remember it well.""OK," he says, "how about taking a stroll 'round there again and we can doit for old time's sake.”"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this,and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, 'I've got to see this...twoold-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so'sthere's no trouble.'So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other forsupport, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavernand make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes herknickers down and the old man drops his trousers.She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policemanhas ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. Thisgoes on for about forty minutes!She's yelling, "Ohhhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. Thisis the most athletic sex imaginable.Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed.He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know. He startsto think about his own aged parents and wonders whether they still have sexlike this.After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couplestruggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, stillwatching thinks, 'That was truly amazing, he was going like a train. I'vegot to ask him what his secret is.'As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else, you must havebeen making love for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You musthave had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?""No, there's no secret," the old man says, "except that fifty years ago thatdamn fence wasn't electric."

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