Posted by Charlie on November 20, 2001 at 19:11:07:
> Who Reads What and Why!
> 1.The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the
> country.
> 2.The New York Times is read by people who think they run
> the country.
> 3.The Washington Post is read by people who think they
> should run the country.
> 4.USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run
> the country but
> don't really understand the Washington Post. They do,
> however, like their
> smog statistics shown in pie charts. 5.The Los
> Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country,
> if they could spare the time, and if they didn't have to leave L.A. to
> do it.
> 6.The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to
> run the country
> and they did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
> 7.The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too
> sure who's running the country, and don't really care as long as they
> can get a seat on the train.
> 8.The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's
> running the country either, as long as they do something really
> scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
> 9.The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't
> sure there is a
> country, or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they oppose
> all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the
> leaders are gay handicapped minority feministic atheist dwarfs, who also
> happen to be illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they
> are democrats.
> 10.The Miami Herald is read by people who are running
> another country, but
> need the baseball scores.
Smiles........Charlie :^)