Posted by Paco (126.96.36.199) on November 30, 2001 at 10:31:34:
Hopefully, my posting this stupid story by Drummer will cause him to return just to call me bad names or threaten physical harm.
A Stupid Story
Once upon a time there was a great big Superior Being who liked to go fishing for absolutely no reason what-so-ever. The great big Superior Being would take his fishing poles and fish-hooks to the beach and cast his lines into the sea.
The great big Superior Being would hook a sweet little innocent fish right through the mouth and eye, and then reel the fish into shore. The great big Superior Being would then remove the hook and toss the sweet little innocent fish right back into the sea again. The great big Superior Being would do this hooking and tossing routine, over and over again, day after day after day, for absolutely no reason.
One day, the sweet little innocent fish had a meeting. They all got together to talk about the great big Superior Being. The sweet little innocent fish called all of this hooking and tossing that was going on, this:
The sweet little innocent fish didn't understand the purpose of this "hooking and tossing" concept. The sweet little innocent fish always felt life served some sort of purpose. They always tried to accomplish something in their lives. The sweet little innocent fish always played nicely together, provided for each other, and supported each other. They never "hooked and tossed" themselves.
During the meeting, a very smart sweet little innocent fish stood up with a possible solution to the "hooking and tossing" concept of the great big Superior Being. The very smart sweet little innocent fish suggested that they all wear T-shirts, with writing on them. The very smart fish said, "Obviously this great big Superior Being can read - let's all serve a purpose for him!
Let's simply wear T-shirts that the great big Superior Being can read when he hooks us through our mouths and eyeballs."
Here's what all the sweet little innocent fish did.
They all had some T-shirts printed up that said this: "EAT ME!"
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