Posted by BillyJ (66.24.134.23) on December 01, 2001 at 15:05:29:
Q. What did the hurricane said to the palm tree
A. HOLD ONTO YOUR NUTS - THIS IS NO ORDINARY BLOW JOB!
Q. What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?
A. You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Q. How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?
A. It's the one with bite marks on the cap.
Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A. A man will stand there 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
Q: What do you call a blind rabbit sitting on your face?
A: An unsightly-facial-hare.
Q. Did you hear about the house that was built by lesbians ?
A. There were no studs it was all tounge in groove.
Q: Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets?
A: So they can run their fingers through their hair any time they want
to!
Q. Did you hear about the diner that promotes safe sex?
A. They write the bill on a condom. In that way you can wine and dine
your date, and
stick her with the bill.
Q. What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A. Gee, we really do taste like chicken!