Posted by Chris B UK (18.104.22.168) on December 13, 2001 at 06:27:12:
Fed up with the standard light bulb jokes?
Take a look at these - they had me ROTFLMAOF!
How Does a Dog Change a Light Bulb?
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
You know I can't reach that damned stupid lamp!
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
It isn't moving. Who cares?
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
All right, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID "STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"
and (of course) the Cat's perspective:
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?
Regards, + PFN&D to all. Chris B (UK)
Post a Followup