Posted by don the anonymous (205.188.192.48) on December 15, 2001 at 17:38:37:
In Reply to: read this asshole posted by Bill W on December 15, 2001 at 17:23:46:
12 TRADITIONS
1) WELFARE SHOULD COME FIRST. OUR PERSONAL INCOME DEPENDS ON IT.
2) FOR GROUP PURPOSE THERE IS ONE ULTIMATE AUTHORITY JUAN VALDEZ FOR WE MUST REMAIN CONSCIOUS. OUR LEADERS MUST SERVE SNACKS AND COFFEE
3) THE ONLY REQUIREMENT FOR MEMBERSHIP IS A DESIRE FOR REST AND NOURISHMENT.
4) OUR GROUP SHOULD REMAIN IN HIDING EXCEPT IN MATTERS AFFECTING SEXUAL DESIRES AND NEEDS
5) EACH GROUP HAS ONE PRIMARY PURPOSE. THAT IS TO STAY IN A CATATONIC STATE AS LONG AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.
6) OUR GROUP MUST NEVER SIGN ANYTHING OR LEND MONEY. WE'VE GOT ENOUGH PROBLEMS, DON'T ADMIT ANYTHING TO WELFARE.
7) EACH GROUP SHOULD SUPPORT ITSELF BY STEMMING NICKELS AND DIMES AT ALL TIMES.
8) THIS GROUP SHOULD REMAIN FOREVER UNEMPLOYED IN ANY GAINFULL ACTIVITY BUT SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP.
9) WE MUST REMAIN FOREVER DISORGANIZED AND CONFUSED AND DELEGATE ANY RESPONSIBILITIES TO SOMEONE ELSE.
10) WE SHOULD HAVE NO OPINIONS OR RATIONAL THOUGHTS ABOUT ANYTHING, AND NEVER GO OUT IN PUBLIC!
11) PUBLIC RELATIONS WILL BE BASED ON SEXUAL INNUENDOS TO ATTRACT WOMEN AND NEVER TELL ANYBODY ANYTHING.
12) HAVING AN ALIAS IS THE FOUNDATION OF OUR GROUP REMAINING REE. ALWAYS PLACE DIFFERENT NUMBERS IN YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY nMBER. HAVE NO PRINCIPLES AND PERPETUALLY CHANGE OUR PERSONALITIES.
LIVE LONG AND FEED OFTEN!