Posted by don (22.214.171.124) on December 19, 2001 at 10:56:20:
Vinnie “the Horse’: Organized reindeer union, extorted retirement fund
Anthony “the Rub”; greased palms at customs
Jimmy “the sqeaker”; Bribed the FAA, clear airspace.
Petey “pistola” ; Whacked rebellious elves (friggin rat bastards)
Mario “mugs” Muchacho; fattened up reindeer with linguini and clam sauce
Alex “the Axe”; Whacked Mario “mugs” stole linguni (friggin rat bastard)
Guido “the provider” ; arrangements at brothels, Santa needs a little to ya know
Paulo “roll em over”; Fixed the odds on getting job done in one night.
Vinchenzo “ the wheel man”; he got the reigns, worry about nuttin.
And Don Ricci is keeping Mrs. Claus busy for da nite.
You want mugs? I gotcha Mugs! FORGEDABOUDIT!
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