Posted by Frank (64.213.201.1) on January 10, 2002 at 12:24:03:
The pilot was Jewish, and the co-pilot was Taiwanese. It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious by the silence that they didn't get along.
After 30 minutes, the Captain finally spoke. He said, "I don't like Chinese."
The co-pilot replied, "Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why is that?"
The pilot said, "You guys bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese."
The co-pilot said, "Nooooo, noooo ... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah. That JAPANESE, not Chinese."
And the pilot answered, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it doesn't matter. They're all alike."
Another 30 minutes of silence. Finally the co-pilot said, "No like Jew."
The pilot replied, "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"
The co-pilot said, "Jews sink Titanic."
The pilot tried to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."
And the co-pilot answered "Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg .. no mattah .. all same."