Posted by Rachel (126.96.36.199) on January 15, 2002 at 16:22:01:
In Reply to: anybody here today posted by Kevin on January 15, 2002 at 16:06:44:
I need to restock my cupboards with humorous items. Here is something you might enjoy. I am on our city council and I thought it was interesting looking at it from that point of view.
(sent to me today)
Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark..
ONE: Don't miss the boat.
TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do
something really big.
FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be
SIX: Build your future on high ground.
SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the
NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.
TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by
ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a
Have a good night!
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