Posted by melissa (220.127.116.11) on January 16, 2002 at 17:14:43:
*Assaultonbattery: The sound an engine makes when it is trying to start on cold winter mornings. Also: arctic-choke, engina, ice whine.
*Autofixation: Spontaneous act of a computer fixing itself as soon as a repairperson arrives. Also: expertease, repairadox
*Bleakstreak: The long, cold, dark span between New Year's Day and Good Friday. Also: coldrums, winterminable.
* Desperadoo: Thinning ponytail that boomers wear in a desperate effort to stem the ravages of middle-aged hair loss. Also: bald man's bluff, Don Juan-a-be, oldielocks.
* Sneezure: A sneeze that fizzles out. Also: gesundnotquite
* Undercarment: Coat hem or belt that hangs out the door of a vehicle. Also: dornamental, dragstrip.
Hope everyone's having a good day! =o)
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