Posted by Rachel (18.104.22.168) on January 17, 2002 at 15:40:35:
Again...got this sent to me and it made me crack up so I figured it would someone else that might need an outburst of laughter.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible
for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed
by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale
could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
For Charlie: Looks like I was on the money. That doesn't happen often! :)
To everyone else: Have a great day! Almost hit a doe last night. She went right in front of my headlights and I just missed her hind quarters! That is the closest I have ever come to hitting a deer! Roads were so bad we ended up turning around and going back home. Take care. Nancy...I'll take those driving lessons now! :) - Rachel
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