Posted by Fenton (208.254.117.103) on January 25, 2002 at 16:41:29:
Dead Cat Test
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat by the road. She asked him if it was dead or alive. "Dead," she was informed. "How do you know?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in his ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?" the teacher squealed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'pssst' and he didn't move."