Posted by Jerri (64.210.241.103) on January 25, 2002 at 21:53:51:
SENIOR MOMENT
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a
restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed
something funny
about Mable's ear and she said, "Mable, did
you know
you've got a suppository in your left ear?"
Mable answered, "I have? A suppository?" She
pulled
it out & stared at it. Then she said,
"Ethel, I'm glad
you saw this thing. Now I think I know where
my
hearing aid is."