Posted by Margi (161.184.81.207) on January 30, 2002 at 12:44:32:
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining
room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and commented the baby wasn't gaining enough weight. He then asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.
"Breast fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did. He pressed, kneaded and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder
this baby is hungry. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm REALLY glad I came here today!"