Posted by Frans Godfried (212.83.91.126) on February 10, 2002 at 08:34:23:
A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her. He asked her if she minded replying to his question and she agreed. He asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds. When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was Vaseline and she certainly knew of that product and that she used it to assist sexual intercourse. The interviewer was amazed by her staight forward answer. Could you tell me how exactly you use is he asked. "We put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out".