Posted by Ted (22.214.171.124) on February 12, 2002 at 01:28:56:
and asks about the tests he had. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is your tests came back and you only have three weeks left to live."
"Oh my God," said his patient. "And what's the good news?"
"You see that pretty blond nurse sitting at that desk over there?" the doctor responds.
"Yes," says the patient.
"I'm fucking her."
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