Posted by Charlie S (12.39.90.93) on February 26, 2001 at 23:39:32:
Ever notice how a 4 year old's voice is
louder than 200 adult voices?
Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit with crashing thunder and severe
lightning. As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, Karey, apparently scared by the loud storm. I resigned myself to sleep in the guest bedroom that night. The next day, I talked to the children, and it was O.K. to sleep with Mom when the storm was bad, but when I was expected home, please don't sleep with Mom that night.
They said OK.
After my next trip several weeks later, Karey and the
children picked me up in the terminal at the appointed time. Since the plane was late, everyone had come into
the terminal to wait for my plane's arrival, along with hundreds of other folks waiting for their arriving passengers. As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came running shouting, "Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!" As I waved back, I said loudly, "What's the good news?"
time!" Alex shouted. The airport became very quiet,
as everyone in the waiting area looked at Alex, then turned to me, and then searched the rest of the area to see if they could figure out exactly who his mom was.
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An acquaintance of mine who is a physician
told this story about her then 4 yr. old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her
stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl
picked it up and began playing with it. 'Be still, my heart,' thought my friend, 'my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!'
Then the child spoke into the instrument:
"Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"
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At the beginning of a children's sermon, one girl came up to the altar wearing a beautiful dress. As the
children were sitting down around the pastor, he leaned over and said to the girl, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?"
The girl replied almost directly into the pastor's
clip-on mike, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron."
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And my personal favorite - A little girl goes to
the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your
Twinkie."
She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs
too."
Charlie S :^)