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Not4Hire
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Notfers Season Greetin.....
« on: Dec 13th, 2002, 10:35pm » |
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Merry Christmas 
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our
best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral,
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions
and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to
practice religious or secular traditions at all . . .
and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great,
(not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any
other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western
hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,
age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer
platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
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By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It
is freely transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and
is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the
sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to
perform as expected within the usual application of good
tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of
a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance
of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
What if the Hokey-Pokey really IS what it's all about?
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CathiP
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Re: Notfers Season Greetin.....
« Reply #2 on: Dec 14th, 2002, 1:16am » |
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That was the most genuine non-gender, non-religious, environmentally sensitive, non-confrontational, generally considerate December greeting I've ever read- bar none!
.....was there a subliminal message?
Cheeers to the Season to you & yours as well, Not- uh, what I meant is not NOT- but Not...umm, as in Not for...well, you get it...I want to be sensitive here! Hope Santa, or Kris or your wife(being honest) brings you your heart's desire!
Cathi
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OneEyeBlind
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Re: Notfers Season Greetin.....
« Reply #3 on: Dec 14th, 2002, 7:28am » |
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Yea and a happy not 4 right back at ya !!!
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Re: Notfers Season Greetin.....
« Reply #4 on: Dec 14th, 2002, 8:29am » |
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Hey Not4Hire I have big issues with the Hokey Pokey, why would you even guestion this   . Merry christmas to you . I think that I might lift your greeting and use it myself. I like it. Finally I got the holiday spirit.
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Re: Notfers Season Greetin.....
« Reply #5 on: Dec 14th, 2002, 10:10am » |
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Happy last few crazed maniac'll fender bender crowded phyco shoppin days till Xmas.....ya do the hokey pokey and ya shake it all about.....happy holidays !!! Pam
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Re: Notfers Season Greetin.....
« Reply #6 on: Dec 14th, 2002, 5:25pm » |
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Season's Greetings Steve.
Thanks for the laugh. ;D
Chris
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Mark C
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Re: Notfers Season Greetin.....
« Reply #7 on: Dec 14th, 2002, 8:05pm » |
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;D
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