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The mad viking
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There should be a WARNINGSIGN in every shop&Store that says
BE WARE OF DANGEROUS WOMEN ON SHOPPING.
tHIS SHOULD HANG ON THE DOORS ABOUT 2-3 WEEKS
This should be hanging on every doors on the shops at lest 3 weeks befor christmas
They are CRAZY no more no less
Svenn ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Need help
« Reply #1 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 1:48am » |
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svenn
this is why a bunch of men got together and invented shopping on the web !!! much safer 
the only thing you risk is your credit card number ;D
be careful out there!!!  tim
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Re: Need help
« Reply #3 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 9:09am » |
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LOL Svenn, what did one of those women run you over trying to get to a SALE rack ????
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Re: Need help
« Reply #4 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 9:21am » |
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Women&Salesrack=Danger for life if you ask me ;D ;D ;D ;D
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cootie
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Re: Need help
« Reply #5 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 9:50am » |
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Warning....Yer not safe in the parkin lots either........
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Re: Need help
« Reply #6 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 10:59am » |
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Perhaps we can come up with a Christmas shopping "Survival Kit - For Men" !!
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Re: Need help
« Reply #7 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 11:25am » |
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lol.. yeahhh.. it's called give us women your checkbooks & credit cards...we'll take care of everything! (smirk)
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Checkbooks empty and the credit card is maxed out.
(Really big smirk)......LOL
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Re: Need help
« Reply #9 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 11:47am » |
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dang jonny...ok gimme a rubber check I'll run like hell!
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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
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CathiP
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OKAY<Svenn- Just for you.....
***ATTENTION LADIES....EVERYONE OUT OF THE MALL**
Okay, Svenn, got em all out of the stores for you- it's all yours! Now, while you're there, would you get something for Grandma...oh, and Aunt Bea would like something that smells good....and Ididn't know what to get for your brother, so you can find something for him, and,and.......... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Personally, I'd much prefer to have a foot chewed off by rodents than to spend a day- even a minute at the mall!
Malls bring out the fighter's spirit.
Besides, Svenn, all you REALLY need to do is go to a nice, freestanding jewelry shop...no need to even have it wrapped- just get something that sparkles!!!
Really glad to be home, where it's safe....stasy out of the malls!!!
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Re: Need help
« Reply #11 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 12:47pm » |
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CathiP gets all her friends and family jewellery even the 5 year old nephew..........LOL ;D ;D
Svenn why not shop for crimbo in September or give your money to johnny hes clean out...and it is christmas after all...LOL ;D
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Re: Need help
« Reply #12 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 2:24pm » |
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does Monopoly money count.....I could lend sum out......Pam
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jonny
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Monopoly money counts in jonnys world.
can I have some?
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Re: Need help
« Reply #14 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 3:10pm » |
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Gotta pass go 'fore ya can collect....and free get outa jail card...........Pam
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What if I passed go and im still in jail?
Do I get the special visits?
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Re: Need help
« Reply #16 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 3:27pm » |
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Ya getta a free rolla the dice............Pam
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jonny
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Id rather have the touchy feely visits.
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cootie
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Re: Need help
« Reply #18 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 4:16pm » |
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Been in jail a few times have ya ? Man were 'di-gressin here bad'....time ta make the doughnuts........Pam
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jonny
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Nah, never been a ward of the state.
But I know things I wll never give up even tho i got shit.
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Re: Need help
« Reply #20 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 4:55pm » |
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Hey Jonny,
Didja see in CathiP’s post: “Aunt Bea wants something that smells good”? I hear that she not only does nude photos, like you have hanging up, she also runs one of them weird used underwear sites. If you want to really turn her on send her some of yours. While you’re at it, ask for one of them special pics for your buddy David J.
David J.
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Re: Need help
« Reply #21 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 5:51pm » |
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eeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...............Pam
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I second that, Pam.....Euuuuuwwwww
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Re: Need help
« Reply #23 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 6:14pm » |
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Yea, you’re right. You know, I’m sitting here fighting off my afternoon Kip-6, and I can’t tell what’s funny or gross. Feel free to tell me to delete.
David J.
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jonny
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hell no, David....just say Euuuuuuwwww!!
Never delete, stand on what you say is my motto.
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