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Ted
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Hi. I'm new here
« on: Dec 30th, 2002, 3:33am » |
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I think I have cluster headaches but I'm not sure. They're unilateral, extremely painful and my eye starts to tear up. After reading this board, the thing that makes me wonder if I have them is that I have no compulsion to describe my mastubatory habits nor talk about how I like to eat p ussy. So, as you can see after reading the past few weeks threads, I'm not sure my symptoms are the same as the rest of yours. Please advise as researching over at the OUCH site is WAY too much trouble. And let's not even discuss the bother of clicking a button to my left.
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Re: Hi. I'm new here
« Reply #1 on: Dec 30th, 2002, 4:57am » |
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Don't know if you have CH or not!Do you have a violent re-occuring pain on one side of your face?Beind your eye.A drippy nose?The need to SCREAM from the pain.You really need to take the trouble and inform yourself on the site.We cannot diagnose you. Hope you don't have it!
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Re: Hi. I'm new here
« Reply #2 on: Dec 30th, 2002, 9:44am » |
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Gosh....tsk,tsk... you know, *sigh*, reallly... some people.. 
Wellll...WELCOME... don't worry... I think you'll catch on rather quickly..  .... hm.
Did you say your name was TED ???
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FYI - I am NOT a clusterhead.
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Hound_Dogg
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Sounds to me like you got the Dreaded :Nadaputangeeta...Which is closely related to CH.
There's a good abortive on the market for that "Collagen". It causes your tongue to grow bigger and develop the ability to breath through you ears.
Good Luck
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Re: Hi. I'm new here
« Reply #4 on: Dec 30th, 2002, 10:18am » |
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Yes Ted....you do need a doctor alright.....you need sumone to come over there and play doctor......careful if ya go it alone or try the new collegan cream sujested......you mite go blind ya know.......Pam 
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Re: Hi. I'm new here
« Reply #5 on: Dec 30th, 2002, 10:47am » |
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I think you might be a meegrainer trying to break in to our very close knit family. Go away !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 30th, 2002, 10:53am » |
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ROTFF Hound Dogg!!!
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You like apples? How ya like them apples?
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Carve your name on hearts, and not on marble. - Charles H. Spurgeon
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quick, take yer pulse, ya might be dead.... no wait, dead folks don't feel no pain.
Check out the button on the left that says "medical info" there's a lot of stuff to read in there. Skip around until you find the list of symptoms and see if they line up for ya... then get yer sorry butt to a doctor.
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Re: Hi. I'm new here
« Reply #8 on: Dec 30th, 2002, 11:47am » |
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Actually I think Ted needs to be inspected by each 'n everone on this board to be sure of his diagnoses.....suffer's and supporters.......ok....put on the rubber gloves and get out the vasaline guys.......were comein ta git cha Ted !!!!!  Pam
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Re: Hi. I'm new here
« Reply #9 on: Dec 30th, 2002, 11:54am » |
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Use your left hand, it feels like someone else!
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Re: Hi. I'm new here
« Reply #10 on: Dec 30th, 2002, 2:19pm » |
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on Dec 30th, 2002, 11:54am, Mark C wrote:| Use your left hand, it feels like someone else! |
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Better still use someone elses...!!!! ;D ;D
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 30th, 2002, 4:33pm » |
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but we do know that you take IQ tests on line when having an attack........
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« Reply #12 on: Dec 30th, 2002, 4:42pm » |
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Yeah, I had the exact same symptoms but the sexual realignment has really helped and now I just can't wait to play with the buttons on your left.
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Re: Hi. I'm new here
« Reply #13 on: Dec 30th, 2002, 5:08pm » |
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Ummmm, Charlie? It sounds more like a sexual misalignment if you want to play with the buttons to my left.
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« Reply #14 on: Dec 30th, 2002, 7:01pm » |
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No It's 'MY' left.....................Pam
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Re: Hi. I'm new here
« Reply #15 on: Dec 30th, 2002, 7:47pm » |
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on Dec 30th, 2002, 3:33am, Ted wrote:| I think I have cluster headaches but I'm not sure. They're unilateral, extremely painful and my eye starts to tear up. After reading this board, the thing that makes me wonder if I have them is that I have no compulsion to describe my mastubatory habits nor talk about how I like to eat p ussy. So, as you can see after reading the past few weeks threads, I'm not sure my symptoms are the same as the rest of yours. Please advise as researching over at the OUCH site is WAY too much trouble. And let's not even discuss the bother of clicking a button to my left. |
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I am very confused Ted....first, I have CH, and have no need to talk about any masturbatory habits, because I have no need to - I am married. Now, other certain gentleman on this board might see "things" differently, I cannot say. Secondly, as a CH sufferer, I have no desire to eat cats, although my wife's 14 year old farm cat gets on my nerves far too often. Lastly, I would guess if you got off that fat wallet of yours and spent some money now and then that unilateral pain in your rear would stop making your eye tear up and maybe you would not need to "bother" these fine people. I diagnose you as having a royal pain in the behind which will be cured if you take 36 1/2 Excedrin for Migraines every 12 hours.
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I don' know why it hurts, but I pray it will stop.
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« Reply #16 on: Dec 30th, 2002, 7:48pm » |
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By the way....I am beginning to scare myself.....ever realize how many posts I make that has to do with someone's posterior? What is wrong with me? LOL
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I don' know why it hurts, but I pray it will stop.
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Re: Hi. I'm new here
« Reply #17 on: Dec 30th, 2002, 8:16pm » |
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uh huh...REV...."dingleberries....cobs.......wallet location.....royal pain in the behind......."
you are very perceptive to have noticed this....
the first step to a CURE is *self-ANALysis* ....... ;D
yer on yer way........... ;D ;D ;D
...(and you TED....... are one sick puppy..... didja ever find yer smokes??? )
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Re: Hi. I'm new here
« Reply #18 on: Dec 30th, 2002, 8:56pm » |
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definatley not CH! find a new site, your a fuckin' meegrainer ain't cha?!  ;D ..........2late
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Re: Hi. I'm new here
« Reply #19 on: Dec 30th, 2002, 9:29pm » |
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ROFLOLMBO Not4hire ;D ;D ;D
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I don' know why it hurts, but I pray it will stop.
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Re: Hi. I'm new here
« Reply #20 on: Dec 30th, 2002, 10:47pm » |
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could Ted be a cluster butt....or butt muncher....or carpet muncher maybe.......what about a cluster F***....hmmmmm..........is there a cure ??? Try takein Midol or Pamprin........call us in the mornin......Pam
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