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I have never been a mom
« on: Dec 21st, 2003, 8:35am »
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and moms tell me I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!
 
That's as maybe, but don't you pretend you have never wanted a model like this - for a moment, hm?
 
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 21st, 2003, 8:55am »
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OMG that poor kid!!!  Actually Ave, no, I've never wanted a model like that.  I guess everyone's different tho. Roll Eyes
 
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 21st, 2003, 10:03am »
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I don't want one of those, either.  Mine are much cuter with their beautiful smiles showing!
 
I'm with Mel.
 
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I've been a mom.
« Reply #3 on: Dec 21st, 2003, 12:35pm »
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I'll gladly take several of those models. In a heartbeat.
Been a domestic god for over 15 years, and this kid crap is wearing thin.
Everybody always said "You'll miss this stage." Wrong. Haven't missed one single stage. Not one.
They've controlled my every move for 15 years, those twins from hell. The control wasn't enough, tho. Now, they're costing a fortune, and college hasn't even started.
I'm still waiting for that Rewarding Moment.
 
Ave, you've got my vote.
 
I'll gladly take several of those models,
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 21st, 2003, 12:37pm »
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I'll take one of those if I can get a grass cutting switch added on.
 
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 21st, 2003, 1:25pm »
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I'll order one with the "dishwashing and cooking" switch Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 21st, 2003, 2:17pm »
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GrinNope.  Ave, I don't pretend - I most certainly HAVE (on many occasions) wished for that model.
 
Being a mom is the best thing in the whole wide world. But there are times......... Grin
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 21st, 2003, 2:26pm »
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Never been a mom either, and most probably never will be. But IF I would order one, I would definately want one with a very good sleeping mode on it. Does it come with add-ons like cute gurgling sounds and thumb-in-mouth stuff? SOLD!  Grin Grin Grin.
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 21st, 2003, 6:04pm »
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LOL, I wish i could post pictures. I have a killer remote control i know the guys would like!
 
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 21st, 2003, 6:07pm »
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I don't suppose there is one with a "Follow simple directions" attachment?. Roll Eyes I didn't think so...........dammit! Angry
 
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 21st, 2003, 6:58pm »
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on Dec 21st, 2003, 2:26pm, HannahFroukje wrote:
Does it come with add-ons like cute gurgling sounds and thumb-in-mouth stuff? SOLD! Grin Grin Grin.

 
Those cute gurgling sounds become wise ass remarks in the blink of an eye.  Mine don't actually say the remarks out loud....they are too scared respectful of me..... Roll Eyes
 
I'm still waiting  on the thumb-in-mouth to become a nice little middle finger pointed my way........ Wink
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on Dec 21st, 2003, 2:17pm, kim wrote:
 
Being a mom is the best thing in the whole wide world.

 
No it ain't. Being a Grandpa is!  Grin
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