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Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE?
« on: Oct 9th, 2004, 3:05pm » |
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Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE?
« Reply #1 on: Oct 9th, 2004, 3:19pm » |
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I actually got asked " Do you want to go halves on a bastard?" I was so taken aback I burst out laughing instead of thumping the bugger! Most original if not charming chat up line ever used on me! ( And NO!! It didn't work!!)
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Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE?
« Reply #2 on: Oct 9th, 2004, 4:06pm » |
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Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE?
« Reply #3 on: Oct 9th, 2004, 4:20pm » |
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Ah now I'd be ready for you there sonny!! If your hand is that good what do you need me for?!! *grinning*
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Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE?
« Reply #4 on: Oct 9th, 2004, 5:03pm » |
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I"M READY! Oh baby I know what it can do for me this is all about what it can do for YOU......
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Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE?
« Reply #5 on: Oct 9th, 2004, 5:14pm » |
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How about wave bye bye?!!
This is only intended as an answer to your chat up lines.. not to you personally!!!
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Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE?
« Reply #6 on: Oct 9th, 2004, 5:40pm » |
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OK then what do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
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Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE?
« Reply #7 on: Oct 9th, 2004, 5:43pm » |
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Sorry.. even if you were multiplying by two you'd only have a fraction of what I want!!
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Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE?
« Reply #8 on: Oct 9th, 2004, 5:44pm » |
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Get in the car little girl or ill kill your family 
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Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE?
« Reply #9 on: Oct 9th, 2004, 5:45pm » |
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With breath like that you're killing me!!
(only joking Jonny.. heard about you and bone bustin!!)
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Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE?
« Reply #10 on: Oct 9th, 2004, 5:49pm » |
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on Oct 9th, 2004, 5:44pm, Jonny wrote:Get in the car little girl or ill kill your family
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You sick Puppy!!!
I was thinking, You look good with both your arms.. Wanna keep them. LOL
In college Just asking if they "wanna F-ck?" worked real well.
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Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE?
« Reply #11 on: Oct 9th, 2004, 5:55pm » |
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Too easy
Yes but not with you
I don't date outside my own species
I want a man, not his dinner
But then again.. you might be drop dead gorgeous.. hmm .. decisions decisions!!
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Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE?
« Reply #12 on: Oct 9th, 2004, 6:36pm » |
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Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
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Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE?
« Reply #13 on: Oct 9th, 2004, 6:38pm » |
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Good Grief!
Someone would shag you just for two minutes of silence!
Get your coat.. you've pulled!!LMAO
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Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE?
« Reply #14 on: Oct 10th, 2004, 3:20pm » |
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Pull my finger.
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Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE?
« Reply #15 on: Oct 11th, 2004, 11:57am » |
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Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE?
« Reply #16 on: Oct 13th, 2004, 10:41pm » |
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My hubby said he used a classic.
He'd catch one as shw was walking by and ask
"did it hurt?"
and of course they have to know, so they ask
"Did what hurt?"
and he'd grin,
"when you fell form heaven..."
IT would make em blush, shake their heads and
spend the rest of the night dancing and flirting ---
from across the room..in someone else's arms...lol....
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Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE?
« Reply #17 on: Oct 13th, 2004, 11:18pm » |
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Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE?
« Reply #18 on: Oct 14th, 2004, 1:11pm » |
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Back in the day, I used to go to this club on Friday and Saturday evenings where the ratio of women to men was prolly 3 to 1.
By 12:30 or so, I would go from table to table and say, " why don't I buy us a drink and then we can go back to my place". I was in sales and I guess the fact is I made a good living from 85 percent rejection, so why not just ask? I don't recall a time I went home alone from that club.
What I realize years later is a lot of ladies like casual sex as much as men do.
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Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE?
« Reply #19 on: Oct 14th, 2004, 1:34pm » |
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"Just sit on my face and tell me that you love me!"
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« Reply #20 on: Oct 14th, 2004, 2:16pm » |
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on Oct 14th, 2004, 1:34pm, E-Double wrote:| "Just sit on my face and tell me that you love me!" |
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Fucking beautiful.
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Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE?
« Reply #21 on: Oct 14th, 2004, 2:48pm » |
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on Oct 14th, 2004, 2:16pm, thomas wrote:
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Sit on my face
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you
I love you too.
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away...
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces
In all kinds of places
And play til we're blown away.
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Re: Whats your favorite PICKUP LINE?
« Reply #22 on: Oct 15th, 2004, 10:18am » |
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It's 2 for 1 tonight baby... me and my identical twin brother are ready to double-up your pleasure
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« Reply #23 on: Oct 15th, 2004, 11:52am » |
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Damn... I don't have any pickup lines, and I'm pretty shy... So I'd usually end up having long conversations with women, then I would end up with lots of really good friends who also happen to be women, or else they end up falling completely in love with me, so I end up having a really fucked-up love life with lots of anguish for all concerned... *sigh*
*singing, Violent Femmes, "Why Can't I Get Just One Fuck?"*
   
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