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LeLimey
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As I mature....
As I mature I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just not very nice.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
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AussieBrian
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Re: As I mature
« Reply #1 on: Nov 5th, 2004, 7:19pm » |
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And I've learned that the secret to it all is sincerity.
Once you can fake that, you've got it made.
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Ronny
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Re: As I mature
« Reply #2 on: Nov 8th, 2004, 4:04pm » |
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How did you know my nick name??? (Big Willy)
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LeLimey
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Re: As I mature
« Reply #3 on: Nov 8th, 2004, 5:15pm » |
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Its the way you type!!! 
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nani
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Re: As I mature
« Reply #4 on: Nov 8th, 2004, 6:56pm » |
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I've learned that during menopause, the hair growth on your legs slows down a lot. Which gives you more time to focus on those pesky new chin hairs.
I've learned that 1 chocolate in the mouth is worth 2 in the dish.
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Re: As I mature
« Reply #5 on: Nov 10th, 2004, 12:26pm » |
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I've noticed as I mature that looking at my belly in the bathtub is similar to looking at an arial map of a volcanic island.
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ClusterCowboy
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Re: As I mature
« Reply #6 on: Nov 12th, 2004, 12:48am » |
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As I mature...I tend to forget I'm maturing! 
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sandie99
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Re: As I mature
« Reply #7 on: Nov 12th, 2004, 2:55am » |
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Quote:| I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. |
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So true! 
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