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nani
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Saying the right thing...
« on: Nov 17th, 2004, 12:30am » |
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Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"
A self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing - Priceless
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Re: Saying the right thing...
« Reply #1 on: Nov 17th, 2004, 6:39am » |
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Ahhhhh! ain't that sweet?!!
Now tell me the one about the tooth fairy again please?!!! LMAO
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Re: Saying the right thing...
« Reply #2 on: Nov 17th, 2004, 11:00am » |
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Very cute!!
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Re: Saying the right thing...
« Reply #3 on: Nov 17th, 2004, 7:18pm » |
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Goes both ways, though.
I phoned she-who-must-be-obeyed from the pub, said I was kicking my heels up, and would she put my dinner in the oven.
Sweet as pie, she was.
It was a salad.
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Re: Saying the right thing...
« Reply #4 on: Nov 17th, 2004, 7:20pm » |
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LOL!
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Re: Saying the right thing...
« Reply #5 on: Nov 20th, 2004, 8:56pm » |
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LMAO
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