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Jeepgun
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A male patient was lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. He was still heavily sedated from a four hour operation.
A young nurse appeared to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse", he mumbled from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
"I don't know. I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."
He struggled again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Finally, she pulled back the covers, raised his gown, held his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand, and took a close look and said, "There's nothing wrong with them."
The man pulled off his oxygen mask and said very slowly, "That was very nice, but now listen very, very closely: - - - Are.......... my...........test..........results..........back?" 
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Re: Read My Lips!
« Reply #1 on: Jan 5th, 2005, 12:33pm » |
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« Reply #3 on: Jan 5th, 2005, 1:06pm » |
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« Reply #5 on: Jan 5th, 2005, 4:57pm » |
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 5th, 2005, 4:59pm » |
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Very nice.
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« Reply #7 on: Jan 5th, 2005, 5:02pm » |
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« Reply #8 on: Jan 5th, 2005, 7:16pm » |
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Re: Read My Lips!
« Reply #9 on: Jan 5th, 2005, 7:22pm » |
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Too funny. Had to share it with my husband. His only response was ..... the next time I'm in the hospital .. God, I hope they put me on one of those O2 masks ! 
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« Reply #10 on: Jan 5th, 2005, 7:26pm » |
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