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Do your hardwood floors....
« on: Dec 21st, 2005, 8:31pm » |
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enjoy portobello mushroom tortellini alfredo with chicken?
My cat apparently thinks my floor does.... so much for dinner. "Mr. Hardwood, would you like some pepper on that?" - good thing I have a *very* big pepper grinder.....
I do believe I have a pint or two of Haagen-Daaz Light Mint Chip somewhere in the freezer....
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Re: Do your hardwood floors....
« Reply #1 on: Dec 21st, 2005, 8:41pm » |
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Just be glad you don't have white carpet.
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Re: Do your hardwood floors....
« Reply #2 on: Dec 21st, 2005, 8:43pm » |
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Scrape it back up and put it back on a plate.....pickout the lonest hairs and biggest pieces of dirt.......nobody has ta know........there's hair and dirt in everthing........no problem. Spice it up Pam
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Re: Do your hardwood floors....
« Reply #3 on: Dec 21st, 2005, 8:48pm » |
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Re: Do your hardwood floors....
« Reply #4 on: Dec 21st, 2005, 8:48pm » |
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Wjould the "5 second rule" apply to that!
Apparently the kitty was hungry and he just wanted to share dinner with you.
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Re: Do your hardwood floors....
« Reply #5 on: Dec 21st, 2005, 8:52pm » |
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The Feline must die...
I hear cat hair makes great polishing material, if you want to learn how to tan hides, I can get you some good reference material.
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No... I wasn't kidding. Portobello alfredo is NOT cheap to make. 
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Re: Do your hardwood floors....
« Reply #6 on: Dec 21st, 2005, 8:54pm » |
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me? cook? LMMFAO!!! - diGiorno, pasta and sauce - guess I cooked because I grilled the chicken.
And coots, plate? I just knelt down and scarfed it up. Easy way to clean the floor, since it hasn't been swept in a while....
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Re: Do your hardwood floors....
« Reply #7 on: Dec 21st, 2005, 9:14pm » |
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You could scoop up my floors in the kitchen and use it for croton salad toppings..........actually there is more of my hair everywhere then my four cats. Even my gecko's have hair in there terrarium and I have NO idea how two foot long blonde hairs got in there !!!! My cats have pooped it out before........shit balls included Pam 
Edit: spelling.....I have been tongue tied the past two weeks (holiday stress puts me thru a hoop) but now I am typeing that way ???? 
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Re: Do your hardwood floors....
« Reply #8 on: Dec 21st, 2005, 10:26pm » |
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Apparently mushrooms don't agree with the cat.
Why do they always back up when they upchuck? Are there feline prizes for the longest trail left?
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Re: Do your hardwood floors....
« Reply #9 on: Dec 22nd, 2005, 7:43am » |
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Or grab a fork and get down on the floor with the cat. Pet bonding.
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Re: Do your hardwood floors....
« Reply #10 on: Dec 22nd, 2005, 9:04pm » |
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Ok I got you one up on that... I told Breezy next time aim for hard surface..... she puked all the way up the stairs to the bathroom the other night..... she stopped in my bedroom to tell us she was going to get sick instead of keeping her damn mouth shut and just running for the bathroom..... any suggestions.... no stain just stench...... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... oh and by incubation time on this bug... I should be getting in just in time for Christmas.... Im so lucky... wake me when 2005 is over..... love ree
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Re: Do your hardwood floors....
« Reply #11 on: Dec 23rd, 2005, 12:30am » |
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My hardwood floor is lactose intolerant, so it wouldnt like the cheesy part. Did the cat eat it and then puke it up too?
Ree, dont even get me started! I just dealt with that tonite. Dianan puked ALL over the bathroom floor. I asked her why she didnt puke in the toilet and she said it was cause she was going potty at the time.
Last week she puked ALL over the dining room. My floor doesnt like chicken alfredo, but i guess it likes tons of PUKE. When i asked her why she puked on the floor and then stood in it instead of going to the bathroom.......she said it was because i told her to stand in the corner.
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