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Jimmy_B.
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Do-it-yourself Poor Man's Security System
« on: Dec 12th, 2005, 8:52am » |
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1. Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ...a really big pair.
2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
3. Put a dog dish beside it... a really BIG dog dish.
4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, BIG Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition...back in a hour. Don't disturb the Pitbulls; they are already quite upset, since they haven't eaten in days.
Jimmy  "
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Re: Do-it-yourself Poor Man's Security System
« Reply #1 on: Dec 13th, 2005, 5:22am » |
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I have my old boots at the front door.
At the back door I have boots, hunting clothes, animal tails, drying skins and even animal skulls I've found in the woods (not kidding) - it drives the wife insane but somehow she deals with it me.
But she has to admit that it even keeps the Jehovah's Witnesses away.
Tom
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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Re: Do-it-yourself Poor Man's Security System
« Reply #2 on: Dec 13th, 2005, 10:18am » |
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When I was working in Alaska the guy next door had about 12 bear skulls and the claws mounted around the outside of his house.
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Re: Do-it-yourself Poor Man's Security System
« Reply #3 on: Dec 17th, 2005, 8:06pm » |
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On my front porch I have
patio furniture!
Bad guys come here, take a look and wonder away thinking
"That poor miserable bastard. Let's leave him alone. We'll come back after he gets a life."
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