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Unwanted guests
« on: Dec 27th, 2005, 8:12am » |
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Three Pastors were having lunch when the first Pastor said, "Ever since the beginning of summer, I've been dealing with a growing mouse problem in my church. I've tried everything, noise, spray and cats but nothing has scared them away.
The second Pastor added, "Yes, hundreds have moved into the basement of my church. I've set traps and even used and exterminator, yet they won't go away."
With a grin on his face, the third Pastor said, "I had the same problem but it’s been taken care of.
“Well fill us in, what did you do?” asked the first two Pastors.
“I baptized all of them and made them members of my church, haven't seen one of them since!", he replied.
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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