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Samurai Competition
« on: Dec 30th, 2005, 1:21pm » |
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Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai so he sent out a declaration throughout the world. Following a full year of tournaments only 3 candidates, a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai remained.
"I will employ each of you", said the emperor. "But first I need to find the most skilled to be my new head Samurai.
The emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to demonstrate why he should be head Samurai.
The Japanese Samurai opened a matchbox and out pops a fly. Whoosh goes his sword and the fly dropped to the ground in 2 pieces.
The emperor exclaimed: "That is very impressive!" The emperor then asked the Chinese Samurai to demonstrate his skill.
The Chinese Samurai also opened a matchbox and out pops another fly. Whoosh, whoosh goes his sword and the fly drops dead on the ground in 3 pieces.
The emperor exclaimed: "That is really very impressive!" The emperor then asked the Jewish Samurai demonstrate his skill.
The Jewish Samurai also opened his matchbox and out pops a third fly. Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh goes his sword but at best the fly is just staggering as it continues to buzz around the room.
The emperor, obviously disappointed, asks: " With all of your fancy sword play, the fly still lives. How could you advance to this level after a full year of tournaments? ”
The Jewish Samurai just smiled and said, "Oh wise and powerful emperor, circumcision is not intended to kill"
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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