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JimLaff
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Poor Joe "
> The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad
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> news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition,
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> which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure
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> creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to
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> remove the testicles."
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> Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
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> He had no choice but to go under the knife.
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> When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in
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> 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As
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> he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person.
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> He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
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> He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new
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> suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
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> The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."
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> Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
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> "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
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> Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
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> As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new
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> shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed
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> Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck."
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> Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
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> "Been in the business 60 years!"
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> Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
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> Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about
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> some new underwear?"
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> Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."
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> The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see...size
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> 36."
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> Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you!!!....... I've worn size 34 since I was 18
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> The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A 34 underwear
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> would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you
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> one hell of a headache."
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> New suit = $400
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> New shirt = $ 36
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> New underwear = $ 6
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> Second opinion PRICELESS
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Where do I take this pain of mine
I run but it stays right my side
So tear me open, pour me out
There's things inside that scream and shout
And the pain still hates me
So hold me, until it sleeps
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andrewjb
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Re: New Suit
« Reply #1 on: Mar 31st, 2006, 10:52pm » |
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