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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #1 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 7:33am » |
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Quote:| They found that the male cave dwellers grouped their handprints in given locations and the females put their own handprints in their own areas. |
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Well, even today Jaz, if they were to dig up remnents from our present society, they'd find men's handprints on the TV remote, displaying quite a high-handedness with it.
Quote:| "The findings suggest that the female role was far more important than was previously thought," he said, venturing that women in primitive societies might have played the part of magician or shaman. |
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Women's handprints would be all over the remnants of checkbooks, and it would appear "magical" the way money was balanced between so many stores, like an art!
Isn't that right Jimi?
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #2 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 8:52am » |
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That's very interesting....I like when they say that the women had higher roles , like magicians!?!?!?!? Leave it to the French
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #3 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 9:31am » |
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We are magicians, Scott...
we've created the illusion to let you men think you're important! 
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #4 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 9:54am » |
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Face it all CHenz are Bi-polar and we fear them! 
We aint out of hand we are getting in touch with our feminine side and growing a second personality and gaining a more even field.  
ok now ill duck and cover   
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #5 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 9:56am » |
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From this...
They found that the male cave dwellers grouped their handprints in given locations and the females put their own handprints in their own areas.
They conclude...
"The findings suggest that the female role was far more important than was previously thought..."
Wow... that is a real stretch. My more likely analysis...
I conclude... the female handprints were in the parts of the cave known as 'the kitchen' and 'the mall'. One or more of the females were bitchslapped for stealing a males stencils while he napped after he enjoyed his blowjob.
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #6 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 9:59am » |
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #7 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 3:10pm » |
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My answer to the question:
Because they always had a hearing problem!
Nani, high five Girl! Scott, Nani has just hit you with the handbook
Kevin I see you need more back-up than a remote control, I think us women have the upper hand. 
Goat it seems like you need a helping hand. How about another handicap? It will be nice to have another Hen around this coop
Lobster Man, just look at the picture, napping must be your thing because the blowjob was in your dreams, pal.
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #8 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 3:16pm » |
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I dont know i usually keep it in hand so the wife cant take off with it too!
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #9 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 3:52pm » |
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I sure hope your talking about the remote....
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #10 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 4:01pm » |
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #11 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 4:13pm » |
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Ok you can call it a remote, only bigger!!
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #12 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 4:26pm » |
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We are magicians, Scott...
we've created the illusion to let you men think you're important!
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #13 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 4:54pm » |
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Hmm.. I think you've missed the point girls. I don't think men HAVE got out of hand... rather I think it's their habit of taking themselves in hand which has given then delusions of grandeur and importance.
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #14 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 4:59pm » |
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you should see the delusion in my hand
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #15 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 5:02pm » |
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I should.. but I don't have my specs with me 
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #16 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 5:08pm » |
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aHHH, GOBLIN...SOOO, that'S WHERE MY MAGNIFIERS WENT!!!!!!!!!
Well, you just keep em.I'll go buy a new pair...........
MEN! Legends in their own minds.........LOL>>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #17 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 5:11pm » |
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on Jan 5th, 2006, 5:08pm, Cathi04 wrote:
MEN! Legends in their own minds.........LOL>>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cathi I'm about to be profound.. are you ready for this?!
In a tiny space any little thing can seem HUGE
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #18 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 5:12pm » |
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WOW--GOBLIN--THEY ARE TURNING ON YOU LIKE SAVAGE DOGS !!! DEFEND YOURSELF MAN !!
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #19 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 5:16pm » |
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Watch it Squibby.. you're next!
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #20 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 5:19pm » |
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Watch it Squibby.. you're next! -------------------------HEY I LIKE THAT NAME "SQUIBBEY !!!" IT HAS A NICE RING TO IT
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #21 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 5:20pm » |
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but in a large space it still looks huge
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #22 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 5:22pm » |
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and in an open air arena its a monster
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #23 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 5:22pm » |
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Oh sorry fairy cakes.. me and my dirty mind! 
I didn't realise we were talking about your EGO
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #24 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 5:23pm » |
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you know there is a reason its called a remote
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