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Chenz Part III
« on: Jan 18th, 2006, 3:48pm » |
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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1417224.html
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Re: Chenz Part III
« Reply #1 on: Jan 18th, 2006, 3:52pm » |
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Re: Chenz Part III
« Reply #2 on: Jan 18th, 2006, 3:53pm » |
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Chickens are domestic (farm) birds. The adult female chicken is called a hen, the adult male is called a rooster, and the young are called chicks. There are many different breeds of chicken that are different sizes and colors. Bantams are miniature chicken breeds. A group of chickens is called a flock. The scientific name of the chicken is Gallus domesticus (genus and species).
Anatomy: The rooster is larger and more brightly colored than the hen; he also has a larger comb. Roosters make a very loud crowing sound and can be quite aggressive. Chicken eggs range in color from white to pale brown and other pale colors.
Diet: Chickens have a varied diet. They eat insects, worms, fruit, seeds, acorns, grains, slugs, snails, and many other foods. They have a well-developed gizzard (a part of the stomach that contains tiny stones) that grinds up their food.
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Re: Chenz Part III
« Reply #3 on: Jan 18th, 2006, 3:57pm » |
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Re: Chenz Part III
« Reply #4 on: Jan 18th, 2006, 4:04pm » |
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The "Hairy" suit was appropriate for you overly hairy roosters, who by the way could use a wax now and then. Here were the instructions that come with it:
hairy
for the super fashion conscious chicken. useful for expeditions to the south pole.
How to put it on:
* Watch out for the feathers when you close the zipper.
So that's why you guys are always checking yourselves
* Variability in the crotch enables freedom for the legs.
* Carefully rotate your chicken’s wing and then simply pull it through the tailored wing opening.
* Wash your suit at 30°C. No spin cycle or ironing necessary.
I happen to like this Japanese model...good for dart practice.
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Re: Chenz Part III
« Reply #5 on: Jan 18th, 2006, 4:18pm » |
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on Jan 18th, 2006, 3:52pm, Jonny wrote:
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Re: Chenz Part III
« Reply #7 on: Jan 18th, 2006, 4:38pm » |
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One of Mike's (a.k.a. Ghost) co-workers sent me this picture of Mike at work....
Seems we CHenz were right on the money with the Goat moniker....
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Re: Chenz Part III
« Reply #8 on: Jan 18th, 2006, 5:03pm » |
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Re: Chenz Part III
« Reply #9 on: Jan 18th, 2006, 5:04pm » |
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on Jan 18th, 2006, 4:38pm, Donna_D. wrote:One of Mike's (a.k.a. Ghost) co-workers sent me this picture of Mike at work....
Seems we CHenz were right on the money with the Goat moniker....
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Re: Chenz Part III
« Reply #10 on: Jan 18th, 2006, 5:20pm » |
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on Jan 18th, 2006, 5:04pm, Ghost wrote:
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....and yet....so right!
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Re: Chenz Part III
« Reply #11 on: Jan 18th, 2006, 5:25pm » |
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Ghost - better be careful - or you're gonna' rile all the mother cluckers up again.
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Re: Chenz Part III
« Reply #12 on: Jan 18th, 2006, 5:41pm » |
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Is they is, or is they aint?
Never mind to me the old goat from the mountian coming home.
Besides Id rather eat a CHen than ride a goat!
But Ive heard its alot of fun to milk a goat 
look ma 1 utter and 2 ornaments!!!!
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Re: Chenz Part III
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Re: Chenz Part III
« Reply #14 on: Jan 19th, 2006, 11:41am » |
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Its important to not get the rosters eggs caught in the zipper!!!!
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Re: Chenz Part III
« Reply #15 on: Jan 19th, 2006, 12:50pm » |
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