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Ghost
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Recent study!
« on: Dec 12th, 2006, 2:35pm » |
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A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his rear while he is on fire.
Further studies in this area have been canceled.
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Re: Recent study!
« Reply #1 on: Dec 12th, 2006, 2:37pm » |
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on Dec 12th, 2006, 2:35pm, Ghost wrote:
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his rear while he is on fire.
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They needed a study to know that? Hell, I coulda told them for free... 
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Re: Recent study!
« Reply #2 on: Dec 12th, 2006, 5:05pm » |
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Ya mean like this goatboy.... 
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Re: Recent study!
« Reply #3 on: Dec 12th, 2006, 5:22pm » |
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You forgot the bat!   
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Re: Recent study!
« Reply #4 on: Dec 12th, 2006, 9:25pm » |
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Oh my gosh! That's the funniest thing I've heard all day!!!
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Re: Recent study!
« Reply #5 on: Dec 13th, 2006, 3:05am » |
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Oh I have a reply but its very rude so anyone who wants to know can pm me and I'll tell you but I'm being a good girl and not posting my obscenities!
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Re: Recent study!
« Reply #6 on: Dec 13th, 2006, 10:28pm » |
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on Dec 12th, 2006, 2:35pm, Ghost wrote:A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his rear while he is on fire.
Further studies in this area have been canceled.
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 ,  . great, i needed that. andrew.
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